I’m getting my penis soon…
August 31, 2007 heathersfeathers
So, funny story. I just got off the phone with Robert. To him, and that whole crew, I’m one of the guys. Well I texted him earlier telling him I needed his help with something. When he called I told him that I need his help with Fantasy Football. To which he responded, “You’re going to get your penis soon.”
LMFAO! WoW! Am I really that bad? I mean…I don’t try to be a tom boy. Have you met my brother and my dad? It’s really not my fault. I grew up at the ranch hunting and my dad sold guns and we were always at a sporting event for my brother or tinkering with cars.
I informed Robert (who is also like a brother to me) that if anything, it was his and my brother’s fault for letting me hang out with them all the time growing up.
I guess maybe I should try to be more girly. I don’t know how that could be possible though. I mean I wear dresses and do my hair and makeup and everything. On the outside I appear girly!
I guess I can see why I might be intimidating to guys. When a girl knows more about cars and guns than you do…it’s kind of like me saying hey, my dick’s bigger. I don’t mean to. It’s just me. I guess I just need to find a real manly man.
FYI…I am currently accepting applications for a real manly man! 
Entry Filed under: family, humor, parents, sports
1. gnashrambler&hellip | September 6, 2007 at 3:59 p09
Sorry,I dont see myself getting divorced anytime soon.
Im not a gun collector even though I carry a couple on my person.I dont hunt because the only time deer are a threat to me is when they run out in front of my vehicle.That being the case,I retrieve my .12 gauge & put ‘em down if they are in piercing respiratory distress.I fucking hate doing it.But when do we have to do things that make us happy?
As far as cars go.I went for locomotive rebuilds early on.I used to make sure railroads got more miles out of General Motors 567 diesel engines built in the 1950’s.I even started doing the later 645 rebuilds until a management shake-up put me back to very ports I quit years before.
Im not a “manly” man.Im an asshole,which is about much definition of a man as you’ll get in these parts.
2. heathersfeathers&hellip | September 6, 2007 at 3:59 p09
Manly man…asshole…same thing to me! hahaha I’m just kidding.